Never underestimate the power, extent, and boundary of human stupidity and cruelty. Also, Hanlon’s Razor.
While talking with a Philosophy major:
Me: Hey! Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Friend: What? Your *being*?
*cries in a corner*
If a tree falls down in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Depends on which philosopher you’re asking.
What has college life done T.T
I can’t even look at second semester straight in the eye with this kind of work pattern.
Was supposed to write “myself” in a paper; wrote “mysql” instead.
I think I know where my brain is right now.
Nothing against rock and hip-hop, but why play it in a coffee shop =.=
While in a coffee shop.
-Ano ang masarap dito, ‘yung ‘di nakakataba?
-Anything good that isn’t fattening here?