Tips on how to be insane

Here’s a few tips on how to be/how to stay insane. No, not clinically insane. Just society insane. Or probably the kind that will kill you. Probably all of it.

1.) Be paranoid; if you are already, add more.
2.) Talk to yourself. Aloud.
3.) If people find you weird, good. Stay that way.
4.) Keep running those hypothetical situations in your head. Then exaggerate.
5.) Keep thinking of those “this person doesn’t like me” or “s/he thinks I’m probably X” where X would be a negative.

That’s all for now. Comment below if you have suggestions!

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