Conversations with friends in the car

“Sa Megamall ako kahapon, sa fifth floor parking lot. Tangina may hilenra ng magagandang sasakyan. ‘One Lighting Corporation’ yung nakalagay, doon sila sa Megatrade Conference Hall. Kala ko naman kung ano. Tapos may nakalagay na ‘bring your friends and hear from our top earners and CEO’. Tangina networking pala!”

“Tangina.”

“Oo nga eh! Tapos ‘One Lighting Corporation’. O One Lightning ba yun? Basta tangina sobrang natanga ako sa kanila nagkadyslexia ako ‘nun.”

(translation)
“I was at the fifth floor parking lot in Megamall yesterday. I saw a line of really nice cars. There was a sign that says ‘One Lighting Corporation’; they were at the Megatrade Conference Hall. I had no idea what it was. Then the sign said ‘bring your friends and hear from our top earners and CEO’. Turns out that sonofabitch is some Ponzi scheme.

“Oh fuck.”

“Oh fuck yes. It was ‘One Lighting Corporation’. Or was it One Lightning? Whatever, it was so dumb it gave me dyslexia for a moment there.

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