Dogs in cars

While driving, we happen to come across another car with its window down and a dog bobbing its head out. A thought came to mind.
“Ano kaya itsura nun kung bubuksan ko lang yung bintana tapos pinakyu ko yung aso?”

“Tangina”

“Isipin mo yun, may kamay lang na lalabas tapos bigla lang pinakyu yung aso tapos yung aso titingin tingin lang tapos siguro tahol.”

“Puta HAHAHAHA”

“Ay! Mas maganda! Diba yung aso nakadungaw diyan sa bintana? Paano kaya kung kumuha ako ng pagkain rito tapos asarin lang natin? Tatalon kaya yung aso?”

“Tangina nito AHAHAHAHA”

“Tapos na sa NLEX tayo nun no? HAHAHA! ‘Sige tangina mo talon kang aso ka! WAHAHAHA!!’ Kasalanan ba natin kapag tumalon palabas yung aso?”

“Hmm medyo? Tinukso natin yung aso eh.”

“Kahit na. Dapat hinawakan nila nang maayos.”

“Amputa nito saklap!”


Translation:

“What would it look like if I opened the window and flipped the bird on the dog?”

“Fuck”

“Imagine, there’s a hand that slowly crept out of a window then flipped the bird on it. That dog would just look and maybe bark.”

“Fuck HAHAHAHA”

“Ooh! Better! The dog’s sticking out the window right? What if I dangle some dog treats in front of it? Will the dog jump?”

“Oh man you dick”

“Then imagine we were at a freeway? ‘Come on you fucking dog, jump!’ Is it our fault if the dog jumped out?”

“Kinda. We tempted it.”

“Meh. They should’ve held it tighter.”

“You asshole HAHAHAHA”

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